It's time we faced the music. 'News' sections on sites like ours really don't deserve to exist. Who really cares that much? In fact, we're so shocked that you even came to this page, that this visit has been logged to possibly use against you at a later date. You "visits news sections of awesome website designers" type of person you.

As much as we had good intentions for this page, it simply is never going to happen. The front page says it all. Rather than remove this section, however, this message will remain here as a memorial and a timely reminder not to be frivolous when imagining all of the wonderful sections that your website (built by us, of course) could have.

Don't fall into the same trap we did. Don't let another News page get neglected.

R.I.P. News Section, we lament how you never got to spread your wings.